Total: 1,000,000,000 $SCTO
(We chose a billion because it sounds important)
• Team: What's vesting?
• Advisors: We don't take advice
• Early Investors: First come, first serve
• Everyone Else: YOLO
• Governance: Democratic memecracy in action
• Staking: Lock tokens, receive random decisions
• Farming: Sustainable opposition yields
• Buy Tax: Yes
• Sell Tax: Maybe
• Think Tax: Probably
• Confusion Tax: Definitely
• Reverse Buybacks: We sell when others buy
• Anti-Dump Protection: We dump first
• Price Impact: Totally random
• Liquidity: As fluid as our opinions
• 40% Community Take-Over Pool
For those brave enough to join the opposition
• 25% Chaos Development Fund
For strategic deployment of chaos and confusion
• 20% Meme Generation Fund
Because quality opposition needs quality memes
• 10% Emergency Opposition Reserve
For those special moments when Starknet least expects it
• 5% Anti-Marketing
We promise to do the opposite of whatever's trending